I Crafted This!

So I was grocery shopping at Trader Joe's yesterday (btw, yesterday was awesome I saved $75 on groceries, spent $20 on a new table, and beefed up my wallet with the rest!) and I saw this bottle of Syrah with a smiley face on the front. And it was like BAM! I just had to make it into a "Watchmen" collectible. Observe...